Gone to South America

Back soon.

x

p.s. If I die it’s not too bad because I’ve very much enjoyed my life so far.

p.p.s. I’ll try not to die though.

p.p.p.s. Here’s a joke I made up the other day:

A man walks into a bar with a trumpet on his head. The bartender says “Allright mate. What’s that trumpet doing on yer head?”

The man just stares blankly at him.

The bartender tries again “Oi mate! I said what’s that trumpet doing on yer head?!”

Again he is met with a vacant stare.

Annoyed, the bartender shouts “HELLLLOOOOOO! ANSWER THE FLIPPIN’ QUESTION! WHY HAVE YOU GOT A TRUMPET ON YOUR HEAD?!”

The man remains silent, and a bloke on a table next to him turns to the bartender and says:

“You won’t get a word out of him, mate. He’s a mute.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Lots of Love,

Simon

xxx